This SHOULD be required reading in future history textbooks
One of our lead reporters recently asked, “Isn’t it a little soon for a retrospective?”
“But everyone’s doing it,” we replied. “It’s the first 100 days!”
“But aren’t we supposed to be different?” this one annoying reporter, who is also married to us, asked.
“But we’ve got nothing else.”
“But it’s so arbitrary,” this one hectoring reporter persisted.
“That’s a really great point!” we told her. “Thank you for sharing that.”
“Fine, write what you want,” this horrible wife/reporter person replied. “But can you clean up the bathroom? It’s soaking wet. You do know how to use a shower curtain, right?”
This confirmed it. It was urgent that we write our 100 Day Retrospective immediately.
100 Days of Trump
(Just think: When de Sade wrote his, “120 Days of Sodom,” he had not even met Donald Trump! And he thought he understood depravity!)
January 21 – Trump begins his…
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